A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.