Science jokes


A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."



Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.



Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.



Q: Why can't you trust an atom? A: Because they make up everything.



I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.



Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.



Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.



Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.



Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?A. They make it rain!



Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive.